The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.
Olive harvesting
Im going to be honest, I thought decepticon ambush, but sure why not.
Bad and naughty trees go to the
W I G G L E U M B R E L L A
My man Jesus
What story is that?
Matthew 18:9
“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”
“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”
“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”
“wut”
“What?”
“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”
“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”
“Uh….”
“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”
Canon Jesus > Fanon Jesus.
Jesus: Well that sounds like a YOU problem.
Tommy was driving like people drive in Grand theft Auto
Y’all not gonna talk about the jet and Formula 1 car?
You not gonna talk about Tommy almost having a head on collision with a tank?
Y’all gone act like tommy ain’tcut in front of that semi truck making him slam on his brakes causing the other semi to slam into the back of him…
how he drive over the top of the plane wing tho? my man got some fuckin AIR
So we just going to ignore the fact that reptar is snatching niggas up on the highway….
forbidden knowledge
Can we see this frame by frame?
Please and thank you.
Yes Here Are All The Frames
THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR
this changed me as a person
I’m in tears!
I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy
my soul: saved
One of my favourites
the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me
EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.
“What’s your name?”
“I’ve never had one.”
Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”
That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.
They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.
My actual sexual fantasy